Heirloom Turkey Calls

[TOM IN TENNESSEE]

You can trace the history of a young man of mixed parentage who does't know if if he was born in U.S. or an African country! His trials and tribulations as he was adopted by an Indonesian man and studied in a Mosque and became an Indoniesan citizen only to be raised by "Whitey" Grandparents. How he struggled to get unknown donors to pay for his Columbia and Harvard degrees, how he was befriended by a poor Terrorist and got a political start in the most political corrupt city in America, how he rose above the masses by having a Fed Felon give him a sweetheart deal on a home, how he messmerized America and caused the H-Bomb to be dropped on D.C. while he was vacationing in Iran.

I only expect a 15% cut for this fictional story idea!

[Toby Benoit]

Lol, only if I can end it properly and have that sumbitch hung in a public setting for treason against our country. But only after his wife is stripped of her citizenship for crimes against the country and deported to Kenya where she lives out the rest of her life with her ex-husband's family in a mud hut on less than a hundred dollars a year income!