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| Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:37 pm Post subject: What to do when... |
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What to do when yer DH calls in the middle of the afternoon to tell ya people are comin' over as soon as he gets off work knowin' full well that you have a hurt knee & are jes now able to walk on it some therefore ya haven't really had a chance to clean all week & yer busy tryin' to do ya some Tommy online...
There's really only one option...
KILL HIM!
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| Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:00 pm Post subject: Make him the delivery guy! |
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~~~Don't kill him...you might need him
for something over the weekend...
Get on the phone & order whatever food you feel
like having tonight. Then call him & tell him where to
pick it up. How many peeps? Would a platter or two from
the supermarket cover it? He's probably already stoppin'
somewhere for the beer, isn't he?
When his *guests* arrive, stay put with the leg elevated and
enjoy it while they all wait on you. I say 'milk' this one as much
as you can, and most of all enjoy your weekend too!
He probably thinks he's *safe* surrounded by
your friends...if he hesitates doing what you want...
remind him they have to go home sometime tonight. 
Seriously, *TG*~plz relax and enjoy your weekend...
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All excellent advice, KT. My DH doesn't really do that with regular peeps but occasionally with his dad or even his mom and it makes me crazy (cuz they live way too close). I need warnin' so I can *clean smell* at least the bathroom!
I feel fer ya, gurl!
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Oh, wow. I can't remember what I did but one time this happened and Dh won't ever do it again. Now he will call and and we put a game plan together on house 'sprucing' and food. Otherwise, no go.
Neither one of us are huge entertainers, actually, we just don't like people.
I just asked him and he said because it freaks me out to do last minute guests and he only wants to have people in if we can enjoy ourselves. See.....Mac is alive and well in my dear hubby!
KT is right. Try not to knock yerself out. If you gotta do it then make the best of it. Order in if you can. Hide as much as possible and then sweep. Sweeping is important.
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I am so lucky G NEVER does that! He doesn't usually like people! LOL
How did it turn out Wendy?
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I put the kid to work(jes about killed him to actually have to pick up something  ) & there was no food involved!! Purdy much said Screw Em, if they need their bellies fed, they can stop by Hardee's on the way home...lol!
I'm purdy sure he knew how pissed I was when I didn't get the whips & chains over the weekend cuz of my Big Migrain...Funny I only got the headache when he got Friskie...Ok, that brings up another thing..
Why do men think they can fix everything & make things right with Sex??
Nevermind, I know...It's cuz their brains down there
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LOL
Gee I wish i really knew! We just ahve to teach our sons to be better.
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| Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:09 am Post subject: You are SO right! |
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>>>...Why do men think they can fix
everything & make things right with Sex??...<<<
~~~*TG*, they really believe it, and
they really believe we will *buy* it.
It's like duct tape to them.
My DH thinks he can *fix* anything with it.
I've been known to hide it!
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>>>...Why do men think they can fix
everything & make things right with Sex??...<<<
~~~*TG*, they really believe it, and
they really believe we will *buy* it. |
And some of them believe that it's the only thing in the world that's going to get them over the *depressed* feeling of the football season being over. Prozac, darlin', in the large economy-sized bottle. Get some.
And when did....
That's a new one this year. Must be the way the moon and the stars lined up between the end of football and February 14. Apparently, we measure all of life by the football yardstick in this house.
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He wouldn't watch the Pro Bowl in protest to the end of football season (I know, it makes no sense but he's a guy). I would ask him to switch over every now and then and then I gave up (I wasn't really interested but didn't mind a peek or two). So was the wearing of *21* for the Redskins player that was killed the end of last year?
BTW ~ did yer DH show up with all the peeps on Friday?
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I hear ya!! Like my mom, The Queen of Clean. You'd be amazed how fast I can wipe down the bathroom in the time it takes for her to get from her van into my house! Walk slow, mom, walk real slow!
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Why do men think they can fix
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Not at this house. I always figured my DH was unusual about this one. It is never tied with his actions, just his emotions. We have never had "make-up sex" and it is never a bargaining tool.
We have just really enjoyed ourselves whenever the mood strikes but there isn't ever any motive behind it.
Of course, we are almost never angry with each other and we have only ever fought once. When I get mad at him all he has to do is smile and hug me and I melt. He thinks it is funny that I can't stay mad and he knows it.
I make us sound like an impossible couple but we really are great for each other.
We used to sleep naked all the time. Not so much with the kids getting older but I always knew he wasn't happy about something I did or said when he came to bed with his underwear on. Making himself 'emotionally' unavailable to me.
I, on the other hand, am as horny as a toad and never have any trouble gettin' busy.
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