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Since we are patiently awaiting the return of our #1 Gurl, Wendy, thought I would answer your question ~ YES, Wendy definitely posted some Jake & Paulina fan fic and it's under this thread. But if you want to read it right this second, I've copied it here just for you!!

Enjoy ~ It's good stuff!

Jake & Paulina: Oops, We Did It Again (by Wendy)

Part 1

(The story takes place in the cellar at the Harbor Club)

Jake: DON'T SHUT THE DOOR!!!

SLAM

Paulina: Why??

Jake: Cuz SweetPea, the door doesn't open from the inside!

Paulina: Don't call me SweetPea!

Jake: Fine, cuz right now I can think of a few other words I'd like to call ya!

Paulina: Oh Jeez Jake, calm down, I'm sure th door opens...Why the hell won't this door open???? Who's bright idea was it to install a door that doesn't open from the inside???

Jake: Donna wanted to make sure if anybody ever broke into the cellar, she would be able to catch them.

Paulina: Oh, this is GREAT...You planned this didn't you?!?!?!

Jake: Planned this??? Are you serious????

Paulina: Yes Jake, I'm serious!

Jake: C'mon, why would I plan to get locked in this cellar with you???

(Paulina gives a sideways look toward Jake)

Paulina: Uh, isn't that what you do Jake?? Jeez, how many times have we been in this situation??

Jake: 1st of all, you're the one that wanted to come down here to get some wine for Joe...2nd, you're talkin' ancient history Paulina, maybe in the past I might've "planned" a situation like this, but I'm happily married to Vicky....OMG VICKY!!

Paulina: What?????

Jake: Vicky is gonna KILL ME!!

Paulina: Vicky is NOT gonna kill you...I'm sure she'll understand things like this happen...To us anyways

(Jake's eyes get very big)

Jake: Are we talkin' about the same girl??

Paulina: Look Jake, I know in the past Vicky would've gone Berserk if we were in the same room together, but she's changed alot since the twins were born

Jake: Oh, that's easy for you to say, you're married to Joe...Vicky's more complex than that...Sure Vic's changed,. but that's cuz she's hasn't been put in this kinda situation in a long time...She's gonna totally blame me...

Paulina: That sez alot Jake

Jake: STOP IT PAULINA, I did NOT do this on purpose!

Paulina: ....and don't say Joes name like that!!!

Jake: Like what???

Paulina: You know, with that condescendin' attitude of yours

Jake: Condescendin' attitude??

Paulina: Is there an echo in here??

Jake: Look, we gotta find a way to get outta here NOW!

Paulina: Ok Ok, get your panties outta a wad...We just gotta think.....................................................................

(Paulina smacks her head)

Paulina: Use you cell to call Donna!!

Jake: Can't call Donna, she's gone with Vic to take the kids to Niagara Falls

Paulina: So, give it to me & I'll call Joe

(Jake searches thru his pockets)

Jake: Remember when I tried to call Vic right before we came down here??? I laid it on the bar...

Paulina: You're still a loser Jake

Jake: Excuse me, why why don't you use yours??

Paulina: I would, but Joe has it...he dropped his in the pond

Jake: Dropped it in the pond??

Paulina: There's that echo again

Jake: ....Doesn't he have some kinda Police Issue phone he can use??

Paulina: Forget it Jake, you're NOT gonna switch the blame to me!!

Jake: Arrrrgggggg, I give up!

(Jake sits down on a crate while Paulina starts clutchin' her throat)

Jake: What?? Plannin' on strangelin' me this time?? Careful Paulina, I might not be such a nice guy this time!

Paulina: i can't breathe....

Jake: Speak up Paulina, I can't hear you

Paulina: .....not funny...Jake....can't breathe...

(Jake jumps up & runs to Paulina & holds her)

Jake: I swear honey, I didn't do anything

Paulina: runnin'....outta....oxygen....

(Jake drops Paulina to the floor & stands over her)

Paulina: Owww Jake!!!!!!!!!

Jake: We're NOT runnin' outta air Paulina...The room is air conditioned & vented!

Paulina: We could be, Jeez, you talk enuff!!

Jake: Me talk??? You haven't stopped blabberin' since we got in here!!

(Paulina picks herself up off the floor)

Paulina: Well Einstein, wht's your big plan for gettin' us outta here???

Jake: Me??? Why do I have to figure it out??? Oh, that's right, it's MY FAULT!! You're the one that wanted to come down here, you go figure it out!!

Paulina: Ya know Jake, the next time you take a gurl to the cellar, ya need to make sure she's knows the door locks from the outside!! Duh...This is Bay City, why would anybody in their right mind have a cellar door that locks from the outside?!?!?!

Jake: Well Miss Smarty Pants, Donna keeps her safe in here & I guess she thought it would be good security!

Paulina: Ok Ok Ok Ok, so it probably is a good idea...What are we gonna do Jake???

(Jake scans the room)

Jake: THEVENTS!! We can climb thru the vents!!

Paulina: Oh no Buddy, I'm NOT climbin' anywhere!

Jake: (very sarcastically) Ok, then pick me up so I can reach it

Paulina: Fine Jake, boost me up, but you better hope you find another way out cuz I'm NOT comin' back to get you!!

Jake: Just come here so I can pick ya up

(Jake wraps his arms around Paulina's waist to lift her up)

Paulina: Watch it buddy, I'm keepin' my eye on you

Jake: How bout keepin' your eyes on the vent sweetie

Paulina: Ummm Jake, we might have a problem

Jake: Don't start Paulina, I wanna get outta here as bad as you...See if you can take the cover off & climb thru it

Paulina: Jake, are your arms gettin' tired???

Jake: Yeah, maybe a little so hurry up!!

Paulina: I don't know if you're aware of this, but we're not exactly as fit & trim as we use to be

Jake: Speak for yourself, I'm Hot!

Paulina: Well hotstuff, you wanna tell me just how you think we are gonna get thru this tiny vent openin'???

(Jake lets Paulina slide back down to the floor...Their eyes meet...)

Jake: We're doomed

Paulina: Smartest thing you've said all day Jake

Part 2's in my head, jes gotta find time to write it down!

A Cool

(Wendy's agent & publicist)
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