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| Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:08 am Post subject: My FIL |
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LOL! Does your FIL like Jeff Foxworthy? He does a routine about that, about how guys like to leave each other hung up in the bathroom with no TP. JF said he turns it around on them though: "All right, Larry, if you don't find me somethin' to use, I'll just wipe with your shower curtain here!"
"HOLD ON! I think I got some carpet samples out in the shop! DON'T TOUCH THAT SHOWER CURTAIN!"
The only thing funnier is Bill Engvall talking about when his wife made him go to the store to get pads for their then 14-year-old daughter. "Just make sure they're narrow."
"WHAT? Can't she use one of yours and fold it in half?"
He said he went to the drugstore and asked where they keep the "little girl, narrow pads," and the lady behind the counter asked if he was the girl's father. "I said, 'No, lady, I'm just some sicko off the street with that kind of time on my hands!' So she takes me to the aisle where they are, and there are like 10,000 of these things. None of them say narrow on 'em. I'm on the cell phone begging my wife to let me come home: "PLEASE let me come home! I will nail the toilet seat down, I swear! None of these say narrow! This one has butterflies on it, that one plays a little tune."
Amy
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