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Nomad
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| Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 1:57 pm Post subject: Mom Goes To Bed |
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Mom and dad were watching TV when mom said, "It's getting late and I'm tired. I'm going to bed."
She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for lunches, took meat out of the freezer for supper the next day, filled the sugar bowl and readied the coffee maker for the next morning.
She put the wash into the dryer, a new load into the washer, ironed a shirt and sewed on a button. She picked newspapers and jigsaw puzzle pieces off the floor and put the phone book back in a drawer.
She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel. She yawned, stretched and started for the stairs, stopping by her desk on the way.
At her desk, she wrote a note to the teacher and counted out some cash for a field trip. She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the envelope and made out a quick grocery list.
Hubby called out from the living room. "I thought you were going to bed?"
"I'm getting there," she replied.
She put some water in the dog's dish, let the cat in and then made sure the doors were locked and the alarm was set.
She looked in on each kid, turned out a light, hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks into the laundry hamper and said goodnight to the one still doing homework.
Mom creamed her face, put on moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and trimmed her nails. She set the alarm clock, laid out an outfit for the next day, straightened up her shoe rack and added three things to her "to do" list for tomorrow.
About that time, her husband turned off the TV and announced to nobody in particular, "I'm going to bed."
And he did. |
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buddhakisa
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| Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 3:20 pm Post subject: |
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Hey, you've been spying on my house. Except I do brush my teeth, both of them. 
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boomerboy
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| Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:59 am Post subject: |
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If the lazy bitch wasn't such a procrastinator and got off her ass during the day instead of sitting around watching Jerry Springer & Dr. Phil, she wouldn't have to cram all that stuff in at the end of the day.
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Nomad
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| Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:53 pm Post subject: |
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| The poor husband, having to turn off his own TV. She should be beaten for that alone. |
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