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| Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:01 pm Post subject: The real reason why |
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in Ontario...
Two Pit Bulls were sitting at the side of the road near Ottawa.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't unnerstand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me.
We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don't get it."
"Well," said the big Bull, What you been eatin' boy?"
"Politicians, same as you," replied the smaller dog.
"Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"
"Down 'tother side of the river near the parkin' lot by the Center Block."
"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"
"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait fer one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the shit out of 'em, and eat 'em!"
"Ah!" says the bigger dog, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the shit out of a Politician, there ain't nothin' left but an asshole and a briefcase."
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