Nomad
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| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:03 pm Post subject: Automotive Acronyms |
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Acura: All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
BMW: Big Money Waster
Buick: Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Camaro: Can't America Make A Real One?
Chevrolet: Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Chrysler: Could Have Remained Your Sickly, Lame, Elderly Relative's
Citroen: Crap Interior, Terrible Ride, Owned Entirely by Nutjobs
Dodge: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Fiat: Feeble Italian Automobile Technology
Fiat: Fix It Again Tony?
Ford: First On Recall Day
Ford: Fucker Only Runs Downhill
Ford: (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
GM: Grungy Merchandise
GMC: Got Mechanic Coming
Honda: How Odd! No Damn Acceleration!
Jeep: Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole
Mopar: Most Often Passed At Races
Nissan: Now In Some Shitty Automotive Nightmare
Oldsmobile: Oh Look Dammit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
Pinto: Put In New Transmission Often
Pontiac: Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It's A Cadillac
Porsche: Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
Renault: Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash
SAAB: Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
Triumph: The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily |
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