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Largs
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| Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:09 pm Post subject: A generous dollop of |
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Jacques Chirac may think he's the funniest man in Europe after launching his tirade against the state of British cuisine.
But the truth is that some of the funniest jokes are about the French...
Q: Why do French men have moustaches?
A: To remind them of their mothers.
Q: What did the Mayor of Paris say to the German army as they entered the city in World War II?
A: "Table for 100,000 M'sieur?"
Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. Chirac. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.
Q: How do you say: "Give me liberty or give me death" in French?
A: I give up.
Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?
A: A salesman.
Q: What do you get when a grenade is thrown into a French kitchen?
A: Linoleum Blownapart.
Q: Why do French naval ships have glass bottoms?
A: To see all their other ships.
Q: Where is the best place to hide your money?
A: Under a Frenchman's soap.
The Tour de France is so popular in France because its the one sport where you don't need balls.
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PuuurrrMoon
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Ouch! 
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Rusty_Shackleford428
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Here's a couple more.
Why do all the French highways have trees beside them?
So the Germans could march in the shade.
Did you here about the new French tank, 3 speeds forward, 6 speeds reverse.
Rusty
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boomerboy
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| Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:37 pm Post subject: |
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The 3 forward speeds were only there in case the enemy attacked from the rear. 
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PuuurrrMoon
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Good jokes, good comeback Boomer
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