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Nomad
Cabinet Minister
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Joined: 13 May 2005
Posts: 2098
Location: British Saskatchalbertatoba
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| Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 4:49 pm Post subject: Rate Your Wife! |
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Using 1939 criteria developed by a marriage counsellor at Northwestern University!
Does she wear red nail polish? Uh-oh. Take off a point.
Seams in her hose are crooked? Take off another point.
Wears curlers to bed? Take off one for those.
She swears and uses profanity? Five bad points.
On the other hand, if she has the meals ready on time and dresses for breakfast, she earns a point for each of those.
Lets the husband sleep late on Sundays? Another one to the good.
Reacts with pleasure and delight to marital congress? Woo-hoo! Ten points, my sweet.
There's a nifty little chart if you want to have a look.
http://www.apa.org/monitor/2008/05/marriage.html |
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Phillippe
Sgt. at Arms
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Joined: 21 Feb 2005
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Location: Westmount, Québec, Canada
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 5:01 pm Post subject: |
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I rated myself and didn't do so well.... maybe that's why I'm single? 
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