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Trooth

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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 6:48 pm    Post subject: Jesus jokes
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Got any good Jesus jokes?

Jesus finds a crowd about to stone an adulteress to death. He stops them, saying, "If there be one among you without sin, let that one cast the first stone!"

With that, a rock comes flying from the back of the crowd and lays the woman out. Jesus puts his face in his palm and says, "Give me a break, would you Mom? I'm working here."
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Trooth

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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 6:51 pm    Post subject:
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Mary M. goes to the foot of Jesus' cross and looks up at him and says - Christ, you are hung!
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