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| Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:34 pm Post subject: Corrupt Wish Game |
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It’s in every forums I’ve been to and so it shall be here, as well. The famous corrupt wish game! Step right up and make each-others’ wishes come true.
[[Here’s how it works. The first poster makes a wish. Then the next poster grants it and makes another wish. Then the next poster does the same thing.]]
{her’s the twist: You have to distort the granting so that the person who wished for it no longer wants it.}
Sylver, Draco, and I will now give you a demonstration.
{I wish for a statue in my honor.}
[[Granted. You get petrified. You are a statue in your honor. I wish for a chess game.]]
Granted, but it’s chat chess. You have to use as much chatspeak as humanly possible in order for it to work. I wish for root beer.
You get the point. You also now know that Sylver really hates chatspeak. I’ll start the game off.
I wish for root beer.
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| Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:10 am Post subject: |
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u get root beer but it it turned into sprite. but not just any sprite diet sprite! ha ha ha ha ha.i want a pony |
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| Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:20 am Post subject: |
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Granted, but it's an evil pink plastic one. and it eats all your clothing.
I wish for a million dollars.
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| Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:23 am Post subject: |
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granted but it is plastic and eats all your clothing.
comment by jote typed by scorum.
i want a cupcake |
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| Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:29 am Post subject: |
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Granted. It also comes with a robot who follows you along singing the Doom Song.
Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom…
I wish to take over the world.
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| Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:45 am Post subject: |
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u take over the world but its one of those plastic ones that eats all your clothing |
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| Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:54 am Post subject: |
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Granted, but what if the hippo won’t fit in the tutu? Narf!
I wish for new music.
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| Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:57 am Post subject: |
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granted but its opera and the cd player is glued shut and the ear phones to your ears.
i want new boots |
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| Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:03 am Post subject: |
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Granted. but they combust once you take them off, becoming an enormous flying beast of flame that toasts the entire neighborhood.
I wish for a box with an unlimited supply of anything electronic.
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| Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:10 am Post subject: |
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Granted. Your electricity goes out and you ran out of batteries.
I wish to be the King of Suede.
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| Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:50 pm Post subject: |
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someone doesnt pronounce it right and some how you become king of salty. weird. oh well
i would like to be king of salty!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:17 am Post subject: |
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Granted. You’re the saltiest pirate who ever roamed the sea. Then you get arrested by the navy. Shoulda wished for some cursed fruit.
I wish to be a star.
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| Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:23 am Post subject: |
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u become a star. way in the sky as a real star in the atmosphere. u suffer from 3rd degree burn because u forgot suntan lotion.
i wish for cursed fruit |
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| Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:33 am Post subject: |
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Granted. You turn into sludge. Without your muscles, you cannot move.
Or swim.
I wish for pi.
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| Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:38 am Post subject: |
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granted but u r assigned the task of findings pis true value.
i want cake |
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| Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:44 am Post subject: |
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Granted. On the side, it reads, “ACME”.
Uh oh.
I wish for some uh-oh oreos.
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| Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:50 am Post subject: |
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u dip it in milk and it falls over.
uh pant wetter.
i want money |
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| Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:53 am Post subject: |
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Granted. You take it from Scott.
In this situation, I wish to be in your will.
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| Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:03 am Post subject: |
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granted but its burned run over and thrown in the river. i make a new one your not in .
i want to be on staff |
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| Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:26 am Post subject: |
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granted. You are now laying on a staff. It is very uncomfortable.
In good time, young monk.
I wish for a chrome staff.
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