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| Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:03 pm Post subject: |
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Your momma's so poor, she wears her underwear four ways: frontwards,backwards,outside-in, and inside-out!
Your momma's so poor, after she wipes, she washes the toilet paper and hangs it up to dry!
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| Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:23 am Post subject: |
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What do you mean? You want me to delete the mom flame sentence I made, which wasn't easy for me to come up with?
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| Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:17 am Post subject: |
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Pssh, those were so lame, you probably got them from your mom!
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| Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:37 am Post subject: |
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(I mean delete 2 of the accidental posts I made.)
Your mommas so dumb she doesn't know any of the meanings of it! |
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| Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:42 am Post subject: |
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OOC: I would if I could, but I can't. I only have moderative powers over the forum games, anywhere else, I'm powerless.
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| Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:34 am Post subject: |
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(Damn. It would be better if I had co-admin back right now.) |
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| Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:19 pm Post subject: |
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"Your mamma's so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck!"
"Your mamma's so fat, her blood type is rock and roll!"
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| Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:37 pm Post subject: |
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Your momma's so dumb, when I told her Christmas is around the corner, she actually looked!
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| Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:42 pm Post subject: |
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Your mom's so fat, that when she goes for a swim, the whales don't have any room to swim.
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| Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:05 pm Post subject: |
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Your momma's so dumb she thinks having a "good time" means buying a nice watch!
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| Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:32 pm Post subject: |
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Your momma's so dumb, that whenever she hears a guy says that a girl is hot, she feels the girl's skin to see if she really is hot by checking her body's skin temperature.
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| Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:21 pm Post subject: |
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That joke was more lame than your mom!
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| Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:01 pm Post subject: |
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You momma's so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie.
Uurrghhh! |
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| Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:17 pm Post subject: |
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Yo mamma's so hairy, that she puts cousin It (Adams Family) to shame.
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| Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 4:29 pm Post subject: |
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Your momma's so dumb, she couldn't hit water if she fell out of a boat!
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| Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 1:17 am Post subject: |
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Yo mamma's so dim-witted, that she makes Chrissy Snow (Three's Company character) look like a total genius.
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| Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:46 am Post subject: |
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Your momma's so dumb, everytime Santa says,"Ho ho ho!" she finds it insulting!
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| Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 6:22 am Post subject: |
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Your momma's so dumb, she'll laugh at your "your momma" jokes! |
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| Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:12 am Post subject: |
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Yo mamma has such a dirty mind, that whenever your dad is building something & he needs a screw, she goes to wait for him in bed to screw him.
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| Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:28 am Post subject: |
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That was extremely lame and made up on the spot... like your mom!
Burn!!!
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