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| Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 9:09 pm Post subject: The your mom flame! |
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Your mom is so fat when her fat starts flapping she can fly. |
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Fox
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| Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 3:19 pm Post subject: |
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Your mum's a bit like Helen of Troy, in that her face launched a thousand nuclear missiles, all of which were aimed at her. |
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| Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 4:57 pm Post subject: |
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your mom is so stupid that she stared at a carton of orange juice for three hours because it said cancentrate |
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| Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 7:16 pm Post subject: |
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Don't worry, Your Mom is still a virgin. You were a backdoor baby. |
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| Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:45 pm Post subject: |
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your moms so stupid she thought a quaterback was a refund |
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Zen
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| Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:24 pm Post subject: |
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your mom is so stupid she put a phone in her butt and thought she was making a booty call (note: Since Joat is strict on Cursing I'm didn't use what they actually said in the joke)
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Ray Fletcher
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| Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:46 pm Post subject: |
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you mom is so stupid she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.
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| Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:36 am Post subject: |
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Your mom is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck |
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Zen
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Yo momma so poor, when you lit a match, the roaches started singing: Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got heat!
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"Why not jog a bit?"
"I SUFFER FROM CHRONIC LACK OF SELF-ESTEEM. SRSLY. I CAN'T DO IT. |
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<Weebl> LET IT BE KNOWN
<Weebl> WOLFY IS NOT A FAN OF MAYO |
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| Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:34 pm Post subject: |
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Your momma is so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.
Your momma is so stupid, she got locked in the toilet and crapped her pants.
Your momma is so fat when she got hit by the bus she yelled "Who threw that stone!?"
Your momma is so fat when she went to the beach the whales sung "We are family"
Your momma is so fat when she jumped into the sea, the sea jumped out.
Your momma is so old, when I told her to act her age she died. |
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| Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:15 pm Post subject: |
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Yo momma so poor, when a booger fell on the floor, she started singing: "Clap yo hands, stomp yo feet, Praise the Lord WE GOT MEAT!"
Yo Momma so old, Jesus signed her yearbook.
Yo momma so poor, I walked into the front door and wound up in the back yard
Yo momma so poor she bit a bus and said: Wheres the cream filling
Yo momma so fat when she fell in love she broke it.
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"Why not jog a bit?"
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<Weebl> LET IT BE KNOWN
<Weebl> WOLFY IS NOT A FAN OF MAYO |
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| Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:12 am Post subject: |
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Your momma's so poor,when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I said, "What are you doing?"
She said."Moving!"
Your momma's so poor, when I was at your house, I stood on your skateboard and she came running out yelling,"Get off the family car!"
Your momma's so fat, when she went wading, she got harpooned.
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| Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:18 am Post subject: |
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"Your mother's so fat, that after sex, I roll over twice & I'm still on" her!
(Since I can't use the last part from the movie Nutty Professor, I had to change the ending part a little.)
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| Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:30 pm Post subject: |
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I don't have a mom, me and my dad share YOURS!!!!!!!
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| Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 2:59 am Post subject: |
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Your mum is so old, she probally used that joke on Napolen's mum. |
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| Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 3:03 am Post subject: |
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Your mum is so old, she probally used that joke on Napolen's mum. |
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| Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 3:07 am Post subject: |
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Your mum is so old, she probally used that joke on Napolen's mum. |
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OOC: Uhhh....Luke, I'm not sure if you noticed yet, but that's a triple post.
Your mom's so old, she get's mistaken as your Great Great Great Great Great Grandmother.
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| Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 7:32 pm Post subject: |
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Your momma's so dumb, she got hit by a parked car!
Your momma's so dumb, she stole a free sample!
Your momma's so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone!
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| Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:27 pm Post subject: |
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You have low self estem because, when you were born, the doctor slapped your momma. (Still kinda a your momma joke)
(Please delete 2 VG) |
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