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Naughty Sorceress’s Tower (Kingdom of Loathing), 1 month ago

SMASH! A mystical mace of manicotti appears and hits the Naughty Sorceress right in the face. I then wave my wand of nagamar and a stream of letters flies at the Sorceress. She disappears before it hits here.

“Behind you…” the Sorceress says from behind me. Suddenly, I hear her say “Accursed thing!”

I look behind myself at the Sorceress, who is currently being held in place by the powerful vines of Xev, my giant levitating potato.

Suddenly, the sorceress breaks free of its grasp and shoots a beam at me. It knocks me back and makes me drop the wand. The wand is too far away to reach, so I grab my trusty Chrome Staff.

I then remember a spell that a suspicious man once gave me. He told me that it was only to be used on people who wouldn’t buy his products (that was before I told him that I myself was not going to buy any).

Well, I was never known for obeying orders. I begin to chant the spell, even though I have no idea what it is supposed to do. The Sorceress lunges at me a moment too late. The spell activates and she begins to glow white. I can tell now that it is a banishment spell.

In but a moment, the dreaded Naughty Sorceress is gone. I walk over to the crystal that imprisons the King and, with a mighty swing of my chrome staff, shatter it. However, one manages to tear a hole in the fabric of reality. Well, I guess that’s what I get for being reckless.

“I… I’m free! I cannot thank you enough, kind adventurer. And to think that you are still too young to even drink. Yes, the days before age twenty-one are quite empty without a bit of booze to pass the time.” The king chuckles softly. “Come by my castle later and we will feast in your honor.” The King then casts a teleportation spell and disappears in a puff of smoke. I hadn’t ever known before then that the King knew magic. Is he perhaps a Pastamancer like me?

I then look at the hole in reality that the shard created. I do not know why, but it seems to call me, seems to want me to go through. I put my finger through the portal, then withdraw it quickly. My finger is just fine. I then put my entire hand through. The hole begins to widen until it is about two feet in diameter, large enough for me to jump through.

“I have a feeling this is a good idea. Jump in with me, okay?” I say to Xev. He gives me the potato equivalent of a nod. The two of us then jump into the hole and it closes immediately behind us.

The two of us find ourselves flying through a dark void toward a large, bright light. Once we reach it, Xev passes through into the light, but I am flung violently away from it, back toward reality; a different reality.

Mysterious Woods (Legalia), 1 month ago

I wake up slowly from a deep sleep. How long has it been? An hour? A day? An eon? I cannot tell. All I can tell is that I am in a large forest clearing, all alone, without even Xev to keep me company.

I begin to wonder where he is. I hope that he is somewhere safe; that he is happy. My eyes begin to cloud as a tear rolls down my cheek. I hope he isn’t lonely without me.

Suddenly, I hear a low growling. I rub my eyes to get the excess moisture out, then look in that direction. The noise came is coming from a wolf. I try to shoot a minor ray of screams at the wolf to scare it, but nothing happens. My Pastamancery seems to be disabled. “This is not good,” I think aloud.

Suddenly, the wolf calms down and now seems to be quite surprised. “You… you speak our tongue?”

“I have been able to do so since I was born. I don’t know why, though,” I respond.

“A Calica Mage! A Calica Mage!” the wolf howls. There are many response howls from many locations.

“Another Calica mage? Here?”

“Somebody hurry up and get Draco!”

“This time a wolf, I hope.”

These are the only howls I can pick up, because there are so many at once. Then, the other animal species begin to respond. There were so many of them talking at once that I cannot make out much at all, except that they all seem to be talking about Calica and Draco, among other things.

Animals begin to enter the clearing. All types of animals are there. Even the ones that normally have predator-prey relationship with some of the other animals do not look at anything except me. It is actually a bit embarassing being the center of such attention. It is now very crowded in the clearing.

However, it is not so crowded that the animals do not form a path for one particular fox to walk through. No, not walk… run. The fox dashes toward me, stops two feet in front of me, and says, “Oh, thank god somebody else came! They’re treating me like a god and it’s driving me crazy!”

“Oh. I see,” I say, quite surprised, “And who are you?”

“My name is Draco Blazer. I’m a Calica mage. Our kind is apparently rare around here. Of all the forests I have been to, this is the nuthouse, by far.”

“I see. So… what is Calica magic, anyway?”

“You don’t know? Well, we have a lot to get to, then.”

Over the next month, Draco teaches me how to use my Calica (to the best of his ability, for he is not very skilled at it). I explain to Draco my past, while he merely tells me that his past was quite boring. We travel from forest to forest, for that is how Draco lives. I never find a home, but luckily, Calica helps me to live in the wild. This is my life until one day…

Adther (Legalia)

We find the town of Adther and enter. The town is so large; I have never seen anything like it. There are so many buildings and so many people.

“This is so amazing,” I say.

“‘Amazing’ doesn’t begin to cover it. Welcome to Adther, the town where extraordinary things happen regularly,” Draco says.

“You better believe it,” a young man says as he passes by.
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Inventory
1 Baton
1 Cookie
1 Transformation Gun

Lv.8 Fox Hero
776/825 EXP

Accompanied by [[Sylver]]
Lv.4 Robotic Dog
103/175 EXP

Accompanied by {Draco}
Lv.3 Veron (fire-breathing, teleporting fox)
141/175 EXP