What was the funniest/best song you heard at the match today? Doesn't have to be new, might even give us all an idea to the general atmosphere, but sometimes fans come out with gems appropriate for a certain team or a certain occasion. What stuck out for you? _________________
At the Man City match at Ewood the crowd were singing "One greedy b****rd, there's only one greedy b****rd" at Adebayor. The bloke next to me soon changed this to "ten greedy b****rds...." which caught on.
Well, I thought I'd be able to add to this for each match I went to but yesterday's match was so shocking that the crowd had nothing at all to sing about!
I suppose the most "current" song we sang was "Millwall.. there's only one Millwall" after the trouble between West Ham and Millwall earlier in the week. Not exactly witty but I guess it's not a song we'd normally sing to West Ham. _________________
Lol nothing really new really, just the same songs away to Liverpool, apart from ''I'd rather walk alone'' - at the Fulham match there was no funny chants, but chant of the day was ''One Martin Laursen'' who was in the com box working for Sky... _________________
I remembered today a funny song I heard when Hibs played Bolton in a pre-season friendly. Once I hear it I can't get it out of my head. It's about the rather large Hearts players, Nade.
"Ten men couldnae carry, couldnae carry Nade, 10 men, 9 men, 8 men... etc.. 1 man and his forklift truck, couldnae carry Nade"
Edit: I found one of them singing in the Beehive pub before the match at Bolton. If I was a bit taller you may have seen me standing by the far corner of the bar.
Today I had a proper belly laugh when Michel Salgado came on for the first time for us. One guy next to me muttered a song along the lines of "we got him from Madrid, we only paid a quid" which made me smile but when the whole Blackburn End burst into "Are you Tugay in disguise" I couldn't help myself! _________________
When Berbasulk knocked a shot well over the bar, Spurs fans sang " That's why we sold you" _________________ "In a world full of United's, City's and Rovers, there is only One Hotspur"
Loads of funny songs today. Saha ran towards the Blackburn fans after his first goal. Although there wasn't a violent reaction a few fans did get thrown out a couple of minutes later and there were some good ones directed at the police.
"The Bill, it's just like watching The Bill ..." was one of many.
The usual scousers songs bore me now although I did like "We pay your benefits, we pay your benefits.."
The winner for me today had to be at the end of the match, about 2 minutes to go. Rovers were 3-0 down and had nothing really to sing about. Everton had been quiet all match and we were bored of singing at them with no response. Someone on the right must have noticed a tarty female fan somewhere, I couldn't see her. it all started with: "Who,s the slapper, who's the slapper, who's the slapper over there".. and then "easy, easy" - obviously meant in a different way.
The one that had me giggling all the way home was: "She's got Chlamydia, she's got Chlamydia"
but "Two pound a blow job" was also quite funny after after the "two pounds an hour" at the stewards earlier. _________________
Couple of good ones today at Rovers vs Pompey, can't really choose between them.
Firstly...
"Who's the faggot in the pink..."
to David James in his pretty goalie's top.
Secondly...
Rovers always sing "England's number 1, England's England's number 1.." to Paul Robinson. Last season at Fratton Park we sang at David James "England's number 2..."
Today at 0-1 down we sang.. "England's number 4, England's England's number 4."
At 2-1 up it was "England's number 6.."
At 3-1 it was "England's number 7..".... _________________
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