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Marvin Diggs is a 40 year old renegade who runs from the law. After his bad habit of stealing staplers they sent in Chuck Norris to find him. Here is the true story of whom we all now know as "the king of afro's"

== Famous Quotes and Sayings of Marvin ==
Insults Sayings Common Quotes
"Get up out mah seat or Ima beat you up Care Bear College! FOR SPARTA
"I will spill this soup on you!" Higafrigashma! Im stealing your cat and stapler

History
In 1990 at the age of 23 Marvin Diggs became known as the nefarious stapler bandit. The cops tried as they did, but could not catch this advanced thief.
Raised by Colonel Sander's Marvin could make fine and crispy chicken better than his mentor, getting
the name "Chicken Commando 5" which was the name he used to get into many, many museum's where his staple journey began....
Keith Moser, a close friend of him and I had to say this....

"Marvins last hope before being round-house kicked in the face by Chuck Norris himself was to have a wiki article. He was founded in 1492 by "Chris Dah terminator" who was shortly afterwards shot in the back and hanged by dental floss. His last words on the holy land of Marvin was to have a small minion born of the 1994 era. So it was done. The rebirth of Chris was blinded at the age of 3 by a grapefruit accident. 9 years later he stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe thusly curing him of his illness and homosexuality. Chuck afterwards challenged him to a duel. On one side Chuck Norris on the other Marvin, The Bloods, the entire cast of West-Side Story, The Warriors, 3 baseball leagues of ninjas, and a ship of pirates. Chuck then pulled out his hand, formed it into a gun-shape, and then yelled BANG! Marvin's team was left for dead until Jesus Christ 2.0 came down and revived him using 4chan memes. Marvin today lives under a rug fearing Chuck will seek revenge."

We all knew him briefly as the King of Afro's. He got this name while in a bar fight with a rabid chicken: He used his afro to choke the chicken with his new found technique : AFRO CHOKER
After realizing he had such talent, Marvin entered the PANCREASE tournament of champions to test his strength. While there it is said that he slaughtered millions with his afro learning new techniques that could form his afro into deadly weapons. It is said that Marvin Diggs was the Top 3rd Fighter in the world 1.Chuck Norris 2.Bruce Lee 3.Marvin Diggs 4.Godzilla 5.Jeffrey Leung 2.0

In the semi-finals of this epic tournament it came down to this Marvin vs Godzilla Chuck Norris vs Bruce Lee The winner of this tournament of champions got to fight the evil asian powerholder Jeffrey Leung 2.0

Pancrease Tournament of Champions
After Marvin came out with an amazing win over Godzilla, The afro was no more. Burned off in the flames of Godzilla. This left Marvin in a tremendous weak state. Marvin's next fight was Chuck Norris. The fight ended within the first 15 seconds: Which landed him the world record for most seconds in a fight with Chuck. Chuck Norris was crowned the PANCREASE Champion after defeating Jeffrey 2.0. Myself and Jeffrey were all childhood friends with Marvin until the fateful day. Janruary 3rd Jeffrey fought Marvin over a hardboiled egg. Jeffrey was after words thrown into a pit of acid because of his loss to Marvin. Jeffrey was recreated into half asian robot 3 years later. Jeffrey grew up to become the powerholder of Asialand. Where the tournament began. After Marvins horrifying death at the hands of Chuck Norris, Jeffrey used his super asian powers to recreate Marvin 10x stronger. Chuck learned of this and swore to kill him.
Chuck had this to say "Once I kill someone... They stay dead."

'1337'
After Marvin's return from the dead, he wanted to make life as he knew it precious. So to see the greater values of life, he started a parody band callled "1337" Which Keith Moser had the info on

"Marvin also had a band whos name was "1337" but then changed (due to stupidity) to "JHD" they made one song and it was horrible. It was a parody of the Kelly's shoes video called "Sauce." It was deemed a failure and sent to it's youtube grave. The band consisted of 4 people: John Hancock, Heath Soka, and Dan Was. It was a short lived failure when the band broke up because Dan Was didn't take out the trash and was grounded all the time, and was more interested in chating with hot babes all day online."

Thief Career
It is said by our close friend Keith that "The reason for Marvin's cruel rule is due to the fact that his mom/grandma/postman never loved him up or some such nonsense. His rules which are harsh, and I quote
"Law one:Don't eat my granola.
Law two:Pink is the new old pink
Law three: Double stamps no erases is the end of the line, bub.
Law four:Rules one and two
Law five: Rick Roll's are permitted only if the roll consists of gorillaz or cooking musicals.
Law six: MJ and OJ are guilty. End of story."
He said these rules on 2000 12:00 Jan. 1st.
Many people claim that Marvin is just a legend. This is not true. He was stored away in my basement under that fateful rug until January 1, 2000

Y2K
Marvin Spent his many evenings watching CNN (Chuck Norris Network) Waiting to see what would happen with Chuck's revenge. He watched for many evenings until the channel went out and he switched to FOX 5 news. December 31st, 1999. Marvin learned of Y2K and thought it was Bono's new band. It just so happened Marvin loved Bono. He finally came out of the rug and went to the post office to find out where the band was going to be playing. That is when he realized the cruel fact that Y2K was the turn of the century. Marvin flipped out and had a nervous break down because of the fact that his nonexistent computer that he doesn't have would be downfallen. The clock struck midnight. Marvin jumped off a bridge and into the Potomac river and drowned in fear that if he ever got a computer it wouldn't work. All his legend was gone. The cops found him and repossessed all the staplers he had slolen. The legacy was over. Marvin was dead and everyone forgot him until the year 2081 where his legacy was revived.

2081
Marvin was dead for eighty-one years. Jeffrey Leung 2.0 later became immortal. He heard of the news through the grapevine of massive erotic grapes. Marvin was resurrected once more with the power of
the asain. Marvin learned that Jeffrey Lueng 2.0 had become a tax agent for the IRS. Marvin couldn't stand for this blasphemy. Marvin declared war on the Jeffrey. 19 years later the plan went into action... the battle of Sparta 2.0 (marvin) and Asialand had begun. On the side of Sparta 2.0 Marvin got the gang back together and they decided to rename their side "Babies with deathnote", but was then canceled due to copywrite issues. They were known as. Marvin's army of super-special-awesome people, pirates, ninjas, me, and stuff. It was shortened to MAOSSAPPNAMS which was still too long so they called themselves MAS PAPA's which was meant to mean "more potatoes" in español. Meanwhile Jeffrey Leung 2.0 had claimed his army of old folks and a group of Hispanic's named Calvin. Jeffrey Leung 2.0's army was known as the anti-Marvin's. The war had begun again. Mortal Kombat music had began as both sides revealed themselves. There was pirates vs hispanics and ninja's vs old folks and his old band JHD showed up and killed some of Jeffrey Leung 2.0's plants at his house, leaving Jeffrey Leung 2.0 at concern of his greens was a huge disadvantage. 20 minutes later the band all died of soiled adult-diapers because they were 120 years old. Pirates, ninja's, old people, and hispanic's all layed dead. There was but 2 warriors left. Jeffrey Leung 2.0, and Marvin. They fought for about 20 minutes until Marvin claimed he was from Mortal Kombat and yelled "FINISH HIM!!" as Marvin attempted to do a fatality Chuck Norris arrived out of nowhere and round-house kicked Jeffrey Leung 2.0 in the face. He was dead. Marvin fell to his knees, and wondered why he didn't die of age. Chuck Norris knew what he was thinking. He explained that he was immmortal because he was Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris took one glare at Marvin and liquified his liver. Too bad Marvin had no liver because when he was reborn a second time Jeffrey Leung 2.0 stole it while he was still dead. Chuck Norris, and Marvin went into an epic battle. Marvin, within the first minute or so, was round house kicked in the face and died for last time ever.

Aftermath
That is the true story of Marvin Jerome Diggs who bravely was kicked in the face to defend his upper head; afro. Chuck Norris went on defending justice, and what not. Jeffrey Leung 2.0 remained dead as did Marvin. Some people claim their staplers still go missing, and say that Marvin is still alive in all of our hearts. He's not. This has claimed to be fake. Marvin is in fact Dead. Don't believe it? Just go look for your stapler.

END!
--Uchiha192 18:44, 26 October 2007 (UTC)Donald Houghton

(Don't copy this) Here is the finished version. Use this not yours. I mispelled shape in yours.
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the whole "blown up" thing is just how i talk. im from Pennsylvania i can't help it.