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| Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:09 pm Post subject: Smurfette Real story |
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GambitsGirl
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Growing up watching the show we all remember her as the cute blonde (only female) Smurf with a raspy voice but the truth is when the camera stop Smurfette was going out of control.
Inside source stated “She was a total hoochie. She slept with Smurf on the set. There was even a rumor she slept with Papa Smurf.”
Reporters went to as for Papa Smurf aka “Big Daddy Smurf” what was his response to the allegations. He stated no comment then told the reporter he would B**** Slap him if he asked again.
As the story goes times were hard on the famous Smurfette and she needed money so she began to do short feature film on the side. But soon she ended up doing porns. Her most famous one was One night in Smurfette  was a best seller in the Smurf town.
Money was getting bad for the Smurfs while the climaxing of action packed cartoons. They couldn’t compete. So Smurfette found comfort in drugs 
In the shadows on the streets Smurfette would get high on the mushrooms and exotic flowers that the town would use for the ritual dance ceremonies. Noticing the “mysterious” disappearance of the precious herbs the Smurfs began to lock the supply. That’s when Smurfette began to sleep around.
She was sleeping in and out of every mushroom house in the whole town. The Smurfs were going wild over the skills that Smurfette learned from the days she was a porn star. The Smurf were buys her services in the streets during business hours in the morning. No one cared (comes on a town with one female- do you think the males cared?).
The day finally came Smurfette fell in love with one of the Smurf. She stopped tricking and tried to be a good little smurf.  But her past haunt their relationship and the smurf (who wants his identity to be kept. We’ll just call him Timmay) couldn’t handle the other smurfs reaction to Smurfette  . Timmay started to only meet with Smurfette in secret and stopped giving her much need lovins. So she began going outside of their relationship and found comfort in Grumpy Smurf.
The night came where Timmay smurf caught Smurfette and Grumpy Smurf in bed with each other and broke off their relationship completely.  But soon after Smurfette discovered that she was pregnant and did not if Grumpy or Timmay was the father.
Timmay Smurf that he was never with Smurfette and came out of the closest. 
So Smurfette took the two on the Smurf version of the Murray Show to discover who of the father of baby Smurf but unfortune hit Smurfette once again when Grumpy now known as Tokin' Smurf burn down the DNA lab while smoking a blunt.
Desperate once again Smurfette began to strip to gain money to support herself and her baby. http://www.microugly.com/images/scraps/smurfette-wip03.png
(because I can't hide it you'll have to click to see it's N17).
Now 20 years later Smurfette quit stripping and is working for Hustler. She has full custody of Baby Smurf but resources states that Grumpy "Tokin'" Smurf helps with the baby because of the learning disablity most likely for over usages of herbs. 
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RIP Heath |
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