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| Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 8:19 pm Post subject: The #2 pencil |
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The #2 pencil...
The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil (this is too cute!)
You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one. 
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell
me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?'
When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend
sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
'God Almighty!' shouted Mary Margaret.
The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.
A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, 'Who is our Lord and
Savior?'
But Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once again, Johnny came to her
rescue and stuck Mary Margaret again.
'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again
said,'Very good,' and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.
The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after
she had her twenty-third child?'
Again, Johnny came to the rescue.
This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'
The nun fainted  
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Repa
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| Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 11:58 pm Post subject: |
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Samantha!!! 
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wwe9112
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I'm shocked of that sam! How roode lol...I'm going to tell the preacher that one lol joking.
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pepperpot
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 8:54 pm Post subject: |
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What?!!!
Wwe... tell the preacher... tell the preacher... I wonder if HE will faint... naaahhh 
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Sheila
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That one was precious Samantha...
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Yes Wwe...Tell the preacher...that one is too cute to let it pass...
He won't faint...How old is he...Hope not over 99 or he will be alright...
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ruthsollid
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Samantha,
That was so funny!!! 
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That was too funny.  Thanks for the laugh. 
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