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Rike
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| Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:45 pm Post subject: Medical Alert |
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The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
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ruthsollid
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fay47
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I am pretty sure I have it and guess I am doomed
 
(I don't use the antidotes.)
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janewm
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| Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:30 pm Post subject: |
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Now thst was good.  Found it first aisle.
 Really made me laugh. Thanks...
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Rike
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Fay
You are funnier than the joke!
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Repa
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Funny!!!! 
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Sheila
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LOL...That was a good one...Thanks for the anitdote because I got it a while ago and didn't know what to do...
Maybe I caught it from you Fay... I know you don't like beer but you need to drinke it or you are doomed for sure...
Thanks Rike for the laugh and everyone else...
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fay47
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doomed I am
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pepperpot
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I have to frame this one!!!!
AND I SURE WILL!!!!!
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