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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness," her mother explained. "And today is the happiest day in her life."
The child thought about this for a moment. "So why is the groom wearing black?"
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Sheila
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I liked that one Samantha...
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That was cute Samantha. 
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Ok boys... don't shoot the messenger 
"Men don't get lost; they discover alternative destinations."
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A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the vet's diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion. The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and sniffs it a couple of times before shaking his head. "There" says the vet,” Your hamster is dead". Still not happy the man asks for a third opinion. The vet opens the back door and in bounds a cat. The cat jumps onto the table and looks the hamster up and down for a few minutes before looking up and shaking it's head. "It's definitely dead sir", says the vet. Convinced, the man enquires how much he owes. "That will be £1000, please". "A £1000 just to tell me my hamster is dead" fumes the man. "Well", says the vet, "There's my diagnosis, the lab report and the cat scan".
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janewm
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Very good Samantha.
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Okay, no one is allowed to get mad. I like the joke, type of joke makes not difference. I apologize to anyone who gets offended. Not meant to.
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Just click magnifier icon when you get to the picture.
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LOL.....
That did Quack Me UP...Nope I was not offended at all...
Samantha...this one does as well..."Men don't get lost; they discover alternative destinations." Maybe because it is hitting home...
Thanks for the smiles ladies...
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That's funny! 
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pepperpot
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My sister "quaked" me up after I read it to her
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Ha ha, Jane, that is really funny. And why should I be offended? I'm not a blonde 
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| Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 6:48 pm Post subject: Another Blonde Joke |
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Here is another blonde joke I received today:
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Jane,
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