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ruthsollid
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| Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:34 pm Post subject: |
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Good one Repa!! Isn't that the truth!!! 
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| Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:39 pm Post subject: |
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Sam! That's irreverent..., but funny!  |
***googling irreverent***
hmmmm... I was disrespectful?... awwwn.... I love good ole Bill Gates!
guess what?! Did you know there is an irreverent magazine?!
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IRREVERENT Magazine is a satirical humor magazine that covers American politics and culture through a fun house mirror.
www.irrmag.com |
now how's that for satirical! 
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| Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 10:58 am Post subject: |
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Samantha,
I like that Bill Gates joke. 
Repa,
I like it. It would be funnier if it wasn't so true.
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| Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:05 pm Post subject: |
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Repa,
I like it. It would be funnier if it wasn't so true. |
I heard that! Ain't that the truth?!!! 
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"You know you are getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there."
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Repa
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| Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 7:06 pm Post subject: |
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You know you are getting old when....
Your back goes out more than you do.
The twinkle in your eye is only the reflection of the sun on your bifocals.
You feel like the morning after when you haven't been anywhere the night before.
You finally got your head together, now your body is falling apart.
The Pharmacist is your new best friend.
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ruthsollid
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Repa & Samantha,
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Sheila
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LOL...Repa LOL...I'm still laughing...
It's so true and I'm getting to the age where I understand especially the new best friend...as well as some of the others like the back... 
Sam ...I like the Bill Gates one too...Oh I saw him in a commercial on TV...forget what it was about though...I guess the last joke that Repa posted has gotten me...
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Ok Repa..... don't need to boast... yea, yea... we know... we know... you have more experience in this - hehe
Sheila... gald you like the Bill Gates one
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Sheila
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LOL...I agree...Hey Samantha I like this new emotion...
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Ok, here's a few "Repa" jokes:
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Repa, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!" "Heck Granny," said Repa, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?" "No," the second man replied, "it's Thursday." And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a beer."
A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex." She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex." He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."
Kind of a verbal picture of where some of us are in our lives today! 
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Lol yes you are so right with the emotions...someday I'm like this and most like this  opps I mean ...
about your jokes...   and for you...
Always...
I love the Granny one...
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Kinda scary, huh???? 
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Another "old" joke:
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me .. I know we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is."
Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"
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Sheila
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REPA....
I get it lol... 
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