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WHY GOD MADE MOMS

Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms & dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head

~Unknow~
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"Spirituality is not religion, religion divides people. Believing in something unites"

I have always loved this one.

I especially love the very last one "I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head "

Reminds me of my daughter...lol. Once we were talking about mothers having eyes in back of their head, that I could see tons of stuff and she would never know when I would use them so she better be careful. I was standing in front of the counter facing the counter (looking at her through my toaster) and she was behind me. I turned around and looked at her and said I do not want you getting a cookie from the plate on the table. Wait until dad gets home. Turned around and started wiping the counter, once again looking at her through the toaster, when she reached for a cookie all the time looking at me. I stopped wiping the counter, without turning around I said, LISA! why did you get a cookie when I told you not too? Now put it back, she looked at me with wide huge eyes, I did mom. No you havent I told her it is right under your hand now put it back right this minute. When she puts it back I tell her thank you. All while looking at her through the toaster. I turned around and said, now next time do as I tell you. I turn back and look at the toaster again, and she has put her thumbs in her ears and is wiggling her fingers and sticking out her tongue. Now she asks, I just did something, what did I do? I look at her and laugh, made her wait until she was shaking her head no, then I turn around and look at her face sticking my thumbs in my ears wiggling my fingers and sticking my tongue out at her... Her jaw dropped!!!

Oh yeah those invisible eyes for sure...hahahaha!

Sandra
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Life is beautiful, live it wisely, fully, justly and with lots of love...S.M.

Now, that is interesting. Do you know, I still have those invisible eyes. My grandkids can not figure it out yet. Thanks
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"If you cannot find the Truth right where you are, where else do you expect to find it?" Dogen

I knew you moms would like this one.

Coming from a person that's is only just a daughter, I will tell you this.... we are on to you!!!!

Ya know... this trick doesn't work on all kids Rolling on the floor laughing

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"Spirituality is not religion, religion divides people. Believing in something unites"