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IABASSETRESCUE Guest
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| Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:49 am Post subject: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they: |
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Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1.Eat less.
2.Don't ask for money all the time.
3.Are easier to train.
4.Normally come when called.
5.Never ask to drive the car, they don't wreck the car and they don't raise your automobile insurance rates.
6.Don't hang out with drug-using friends.
7.Don't smoke or drink.
8.Don't have to buy the latest fashions.
9.Don't want to wear your clothes.
10.Don't need a 'gazillion' dollars for college.
11.Don't mind a bit when you pass gas.
12.Don't roll their eyes and say "oh Pleeeese".
13.Don't play weird music at top volume.
14.Don't have to get a baby sitter when you go out.
15.They do not answer back.
16.They listen no matter what you say!
17.You don't have to spend hundreds of dollars for Christmas and birthdays.
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A Dog's Soul
Every dog must have a soul, somewhere deep inside Where all his hurts and grievances are buried with his pride.
Where he decides the good and bad, the wrong way from the right, And where his judgment carefully is hidden from our sight. A dog must have a secret place, where every thought abides, A sort of close acquaintance that he trusts in and confides.
And when accused unjustly for himself, He cannot speak, Rebuked, He finds within his soul, the comfort he must seek. He'll love, tho'he is unloved, and he'll serve tho'badly used, And one kind word will wipe away the times when he's abused. Altho' his heart may break in two, his love will still be whole, Because God gave to every dog an understanding Soul! Author Unknown
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