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Lola
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| Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:08 pm Post subject: If I Had a Million Dollars!!! |
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In the "spirit" of the Bared Naked Ladies song...if you didn't have to worry about paying your debts or family responsibility what fun thing would YOU do if you had a Million Dollars?
If I Had A Million Dollars
by Barenaked Ladies
Lyrics:
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had million dollars
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had million dollars
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey)
If I had a million dollars
I’d buy your love
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich
If I Had A Million Dollars is the eleventh (11th) song on the Rock Spectacle album. It is an original song by Barenaked Ladies.
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| Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:01 am Post subject: |
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If I had a million dollars...
i would open a movie theater/skating rink in my town to give the kids more of something to do!! |
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Lola
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Thanks Steff! LOL 
If I had a Million Dollars.....
I would buy a huge farm where I could help rescued animals with a good home and lots of love.
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oh lori that is another dream of mine, a huge animal refuge for any animal of any kind that needed help and a home.
another thought of mine....something I would do with a million dollars...
i would get BODY SCULPTING done, a little nip here, a BIG tuck there....just get me fixed all up!!!! |
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vlinnertje
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| Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:27 pm Post subject: |
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Hahahaha Steph you crack me up !!! 
The farm sounds nice I'd love that to .
And I wanna travel around Australia see where my dad grew up..
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If I had a million dollars:
Hmmmm......I like your idea Steph. I would get a tummy tuck with some lipo.
I would get a house with a bigger back yard that has a pool for the boys.
I would also hire a chauffer for my husband because he hates to drive.
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chauffer for the hubby, that awesome!!!!!
i wonder if a million dollars would be enough to "rent" joaquin for a few hours for our possible LA meeting???? just for pictures and good conversation dontcha know, oh and maybe a few autographs. but i doubt that it would be enough for that AND for him to dye his hair blue...charlotte lol |
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| Stephanie wrote: |
chauffer for the hubby, that awesome!!!!!
i wonder if a million dollars would be enough to "rent" joaquin for a few hours for our possible LA meeting???? just for pictures and good conversation dontcha know, oh and maybe a few autographs. but i doubt that it would be enough for that AND for him to dye his hair blue...charlotte lol |
How would that conversation go. Yeah Joaquin, how much would you pimp yourself out and for how long?   And more importantly, what could we do with you?   (Good clean fun , that is.  Maybe go to an animal rescue group and help out or maybe go vegan shopping.)
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If I had a million pounds.........
Sabine knows what I would do........
I wonder how long I would last before a restraining order would be in place........
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| Lola wrote: |
Thanks Steff! LOL
If I had a Million Dollars.....
I would buy a huge farm where I could help rescued animals with a good home and lots of love. |
Savanah would love to join you!
Hmmm million dollars? Take care of my family,build a huge ranch with horses for my daughter to ride and teach young under privelaged children.
Travel a bit and fund some type of home/safe and happy haven for abused children and children from poverty.
With the money left I would fly all my DJ & JJ friends to some tropical location and have us one HUGE JOAQUIN FEST!!!! 
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