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and Queen Elizabeth both die on the same day and they both
go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel
must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's
some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.
Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most
perfect breats God ever created, and I'm sure it will please the angels
to be able to see them every day, for eternity.
The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.
The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up,
and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.
The Angel quickly says, "Ok, your Majesty, you may go in."
Dolly is outraged and asks, "Whay was THAT all about? I show you
two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down? She
spits into a commode and she gets in! Would you please explain that
to me?"
"Sorry Dolly," says the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a
pair - no matter how big they are!" _________________ Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass;
it is about learning to dance in the rain!
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