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One evening a man was at home watching
TV and eating peanuts.
He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in
his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his
wife asked him a question, and as he
turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.
He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded
in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife
for assistance, and after hours of
trying they became worried and decided to go
to the hospital.
As they were ready to go out the door, their
daughter came home with her date. After being
informed of the problem, their
daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.
The young man told the father to sit down,
then proceeded to shove two fingers up the
father's NOSE and told him to blow hard.
When the father blew, the peanut flew out of
his ear.
The mother and daughter jumped and yelled
for joy. The young man insisted that it was
nothing and the daughter took the young man
out to the kitchen for something to eat.
Once he was gone, the mother turned to the
father and said,
"That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do
you think he's going to be when he grows older?"
The father replied
"From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law." _________________ Ya Can't Fix Stupid !!
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