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| Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 5:57 pm Post subject: |
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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF
You think Possum is
"The Other White Meat"
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| Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 5:58 pm Post subject: |
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That's some good eatin'!!! Possum stew!!!!! 
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| Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 5:59 pm Post subject: |
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You might be a redneck if You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
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| Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:00 pm Post subject: |
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You might be a redneck IF You think a quarter horse is
a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart.
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| Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:01 pm Post subject: |
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You might be a redneck if You think subdivision is part of a math problem.
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| Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:02 pm Post subject: |
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You may be a Redneck if ...
You and your dog use the same tree.
Says it all right dere!!!!! lol
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You might be a redneck if You think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr., and heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.
Daytona is heaven!!!
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| Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:03 pm Post subject: |
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So true:
You might be a redneck if You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
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OMG 
You might be a redneck if You believe dual air bags refer
to your wife and mother-in-law.
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You might be a redneck if You think the OJ Trial was a
Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
That's what I thought at first! ^^^^
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You might be a redneck if Your grandfather died and left everything to his widow.
But she can't touch it until she's fourteen.
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| Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:08 pm Post subject: |
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This next one is definately me!!!!!
You might be a redneck if You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took
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You might be a redneck if You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.
Mmmm mmmmm yummy!
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You might be a redneck if You take a six-pack cooler to church.
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Oh man I wished this: lol j/k but it's funny 
You might be a redneck if Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.
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