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| Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:14 pm Post subject: |
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You might be a redneck if Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
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You might be a redneck if You think the three primary colors are John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray.
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| Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:23 pm Post subject: |
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You may be a redneck if you ever
used a toilet brush as a back scratcher
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you might be a redneck if you think the best driver in the world is Dale Earnhardt Jr.
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you might be a redneck if....
Your parents met at a family reunion.
Eww!!!!! lol
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| Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:26 pm Post subject: |
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| nasfan1 wrote: |
| you might be a redneck if you think the best driver in the world is Dale Earnhardt Jr. |
Finally someone jumps in! Amen to dat! lol
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Sound familiar????
You might be a redneck if You stare at an orange juice container because it says, "CONCENTRATE".
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lol
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You might be a redneck if Anyone in your family died right
after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!".
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| Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:29 pm Post subject: |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You might be a redneck if You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
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You might be a redneck if Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
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you might be a redneck if your favorite pasttime is sitting in front of the TV with a beer in one hand Screamin: GO DALE GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then when Jeff passes him you throw your beer can at the TV.
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You ARE a redneck if That billboard that says, "SAY NO TO CRACK" reminds you to pull up your jeans.
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lol
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| nasfan1 wrote: |
| you might be a redneck if your favorite pasttime is sitting in front of the TV with a beer in one hand Screamin: GO DALE GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then when Jeff passes him you throw your beer can at the TV. |
So true... hey wait.. I through a beer can at Jeff every time I see him on tv! lol (ok fine a coke can but hey it's still a can)
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