I got this idea from Rubbins-Racin in there forums! Here are the rules, I start the story and all you have to do is add-on to it! Keep it clean and keep it funny! And no Driver Bashing please (not even Jeff Gordon!)
"Hey comes the Buds on the track toward Jeff Gordon and Juan Pablo Montoya as the run! Turn 3, Turn 4...... Jeff Gordon passes the line first! Tony Stewart trips and falls...... He comes the NASCAR Officials Jeff Gordon trips Montoya and Dale Jr. gets him...... Oh right in the balls! Kasey Kahne goes 25 mph as he takes the Way to early Checkers, Elliott Sadler follows, Schrader and Bleney follow.... Riggs, Bowyer and Truex Jr. round up all of the cars that finish this race in their cars! This is Rusty Wallace, Andy Petree, and Dr. Jerry Punch saying watch Youtube tomorrow for recaps of this exacting race! Kasey, how did you manage to get passed that wreck Juan Pablo Montoya and Jeff Gordon caused?" "Well Rusty, I was behind them and saw this coming and I dropped on to the apron right at the time Montoya spun gordon and they both slid fast down in front of me and slid back up before they hit me! After that, I just kept driving and didn't look back! Then I got a message on the radio to slow down going towards the backstretch to about 25mph because everyone was Chasing Montoya and Gordon!" "Well, that's Kahne's story, let's go to Wendy with Elliott Sadler!" " Ok Elliott, you were at the back of the field when you saw the smoke and everyone crashed, how did you make it out?" "Well, brakes helped a lot and since there was no one behind me I used them all there! I just tapped the 45 car and went by everyone on the apron!" "Now let go back to Rusty Wallace now with Blaney and Riggs!" "Hey Dave, how did you make it through that wreck?" "I...... _________________ When you think that you've had enough, think again. |