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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:14 am Post subject: Southerners are so polite... |
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~Southerners can be so polite!~
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land
eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land
on
infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land
westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on
infidel's
runway 9R. - Allah is Great."
Pause...
Saudi Air: "ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911."
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME
RUNWAY
GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE.
INSTRUCTIONS,
PLEASE."
Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all
be
careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- y'a hear?"
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I Love this joke JR! It's true too.
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