The Southern Cause - View topic - Tennessee Friends - For And About The Southern People - Free Message Board Hosting by FreePowerBoards.com

This y'all will love I got it off my "MySpace" from a friend, enjoy;

TENNESSEE FRIENDS.....
Body: TENNESSEE FRIENDS
Now bear in mind it helps to have lived here a good portion of your life. For those of you moving in from outta state, take some notes.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

FRIENDS:Will stand by you while you piss.

TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your
drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs

TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
them about the fat chick you tried to pick up

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
hope that no one is late for the ride home.

TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Know some wild &%#@ will happen, and set
up rally points.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
was wrong.

TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
"Damn...that &%#@ was fun "

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

FRIENDS: Cry with you.

TENNESSEE FRIENDS: laugh at you

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
back.

TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody
remembers who bought the &%#@ in the first place.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night
stand and leave them alone.

TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a
camera and hope for the tag team.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from
you.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd
is doing.

TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left
you.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get
tossed out of the bar.

TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for
touching you on the way out.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that
night, and are sorry you couldn't come.

TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you,
drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've
had enough.

TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the
place and say, "You better drink the rest of that &%#@, that's alcohol abuse.. party foul"

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.

TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".

TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then
2 minutes later throw up everywhere.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

FRIENDS: Will ignore this

TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will re-post this to ALL of their KICKASS
TENNESSEE FRIEND
(Damn I miss those days and friends so much
_________________

God Bless "The Old North State" & Dixie!
Reb_Smilie

ï¿½Happiness Is A North Bound Yankee ï¿½ Reb_Smilie

ï¿½ & A South of the BORDER Bound Illegal ï¿½ C.S.A._Flag

MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/johnnyreb64
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=CNS2