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PATCHES
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| Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:37 pm Post subject: More Redneck Humor |
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Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their
cornbread and beans, they talk about the latest addition
to their junkyard business.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a
sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it
becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head, "No."
"Kin ya breath?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes
her head, "No"
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, stands her up, lifts up
the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly
gives her a lick, on her right butt cheek, with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm,
screams, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly
back to his seat.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind
Lick Maneuver.' but I ain't never seed nobody do it afore." 
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CEP
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Whats usually a red necks last words?
Here, hold my beer and watch this !
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PATCHES
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| Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:11 pm Post subject: Ice Fishing |
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Rednecks Trying to Ice Fish
There were two guys from Alabama who love to fish,
and they wanted to try some ice fishing.
They'd heard about it up in Canada, and they took off
for up there. The lakes were frozen nicely. They stopped
just before they got to a lake at a little bait shop and got
all their tackle. One of them said, "We're going to need
an ice pick."
So they got that, and they took off. In about two hours, one
of them was back at the shop and said, "We're going to need
another dozen ice picks."
Well, the fellow in the shop wanted to ask some questions, but
he didn't. He sold him the picks, and the guy left.
In about an hour, he was back. "We're going to need all the
ice picks you've got."
The bait man couldn't stand it any longer. "By the way,"
he asked, "how are you fellows doing?"
"Not very well at all," he said. "We don't even have the
boat in the water yet."
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