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| Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:48 pm Post subject: A Republican cowboy and Hillary |
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A Republican cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Hillary
Clinton is attending, and trying to gather more support for her
nomination.
Once she discovers the cowboy is a Republican, she starts to belittle
him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.
As she was doing that, she kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing
around her head.. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them
circle flies?"
She stopped talking and said, "Well yes, if that's what they're called.
But I've never heard of circle flies."
"Well ma'am," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches.
They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling
around the back end of a horse."
"Oh," Hillary replies as she goes back to rambling. But, a moment later
she stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"
"No, ma'am," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for citizens
of New York to call their Senator a horse's ass."
"That's a good thing," she responds and begins rambling on once more.
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to
fool them flies though."
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"After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to
fool them flies though."
Yeah it is! LMAO   Great one "Patches"!
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