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| Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:07 am Post subject: 3 Men and a Wish |
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Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a
KENTUCKY GENTLEMAN are all working together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total,'
says the Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm.
I want the land to be forever fertile for farming in Canada'
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada
was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan,
Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians
can come into our precious land.'
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
around those countries.
The Kentuckian says, 'I am very curious.
Please tell me more about this wall,'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick
and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or our;
it's virtually impenetrable.'
The Kentuckian sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lites a cigar,
smiles and says,
'Fill it with water.'
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