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| Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:10 pm Post subject: Cleveland Indians Religion. |
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Following the Cleveland Indians is more than a hobby— it’s a religion.
And you know you practice it when.....
You call your gods Travis, Grady, Kenny and Fausto.
You remember the time B.C.C.— Before Carsten Charles [Sabathia].
You know that Victor Martinez's middle name is Jesus, and you don't see any coincidence.
You’ve promised that when you grow up you will name your firstborn Asdrubal.
You know that Slider is the Messiah, even if you don't know what he is.
You were never as angry at snow as you were on Opening Day 2007.
You know that the real holy bread is Chocolate Cream Pie.
You don't light a menorah. You light fireworks.
You know that the Holy Land is the Jake, and its capital is Pronkville.
You know that the Devil’s real name is Ozzie Guillen.
Your lucky number is 455.
You know that pure happiness is contained in one stadium hot dog.
You’ve considered becoming a lawyer just so you can yell, “Betancourt is now in session.”
You know that John Adams will beat that drum for all of eternity.
You often find yourself spelling “cardiac” with a K.
You know that the greatest prophet’s name is Shapiro.
You firmly believe that Eric Wedge used one of those big, yellow home run poles to part the Red Sea.
You know that Nirvana means running around in a circle, getting jumped on and beaten up by 10 other guys, and being smothered by whipped cream.
You were ecstatic when we clinched. But unlike the rest of the world, you were not the least bit surprised.
If you can think of any more, add some. 
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Lol that's funny 
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| Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:14 pm Post subject: |
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I know! I love it.
Hahaha.
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Oh I just thought of one!
You think August 2 should be a religious holiday and be able to miss work
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| Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:17 pm Post subject: |
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Hahah that's a good one Brittney!
I'm jealous of my mom maan, her b-day is August 3rd!
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But it's not the same....
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It's closer than OCTOBER!
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| Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:23 pm Post subject: |
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That's cute, I really liked that. Kinda rings true to my life... lol
BTW, what is slider?????
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| Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:29 pm Post subject: |
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hahahaha! Love it! So true!
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| GradyS24 wrote: |
That's cute, I really liked that. Kinda rings true to my life... lol
BTW, what is slider????? |
Slider's our mascot....the big purple dude at the games.....
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| Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:39 pm Post subject: |
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AH! I LOVE IT! I really am obsessed with the Indians though. My friends had to point this out to me...they tried to have an intervention...BUT I REFUSED!
>>Triple plays(the drink)=holy water! Sprinkle that on a baby and they'll never be the same.
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| Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:44 pm Post subject: |
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>>Triple plays(the drink)=holy water! Sprinkle that on a baby and they'll never be the same. |
OOOOOMG WE LOVE TRIPLE PLAYS TOOOO! 
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| Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:47 pm Post subject: |
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I know WHO he is, but what is he acutally?? Purple People Eater???
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| Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:50 pm Post subject: |
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GAHHHH! Triple Plays are like a Ladies staple. Triple Plays are my life (when I'm at THe Jake that is! ) haha! 
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Triple Plays rock my socks. THEMS IS GOOOD TIMES RIGHT THERE, yerp. I really need to go to a game with you all. THAT WOULD BE FUUUUN!
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