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I got these from a friend on the Cavaliers forum, and I figured you would all like them...so here they are, I copied and pasted them, so enjoy!

Curtis Granderson, Johnny Damon, and Grady Sizemore go to heaven to visit God and watch the Lakers play a game. God decides who will sit next to him by asking the boys a question.
God asks Curtis Granderson first, "What do you believe?" Curtis thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans." God can't help but see the essential goodness of Granderson, and offers him a seat to his left.
Then God turns to Johnny Damon and says, "What do you believe?" Johnny says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage, and honor are the fundamentals of life. I too have been lucky, but win or lose I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the field." God is greatly moved by Johnny's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.
Finally, God turns to Grady Sizemore and says, "And you, Grady, what do you believe?" Grady replies, "I believe you're in my seat."

*something Grady totally wouldn't say, but can you imagine if he did? Oh that would be so hilarious!*

Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk. Out of respect, the Indians fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The other Indians fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Yankee fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Indians cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the other Indians cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Yankees cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.
The Yankee fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"
Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Yankees hat, I find an ***hole."

A Cleveland mans dies and goes to ****.
When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him. The devil then says "sometimes it gets pretty uncomfortable down here."
The man says, "No problem. I'm from Cleveland.”
So the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 100, and the humidity up to 80. He then goes back to man to see how he's doing. To the devil's surprise, the man is doing just fine.
"No problem...just like Cleveland in June," the man says.
So the devil goes back over to the thermostat, and turns the temperature up to 150, and the humidity up to 90. He then goes back over to see how the man is doing.
The man is sweating a little, but overall looks comfortable.
"No problem. Just like Cleveland in July," the man says.
So now the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 200, and the humidity up to 100. When he goes back to see how the man is doing, the man is sweating profusely, and has taken his shirt off. Otherwise, he seems OK.
He says, "no problem. Just like Cleveland in August."
Now the devil is really perplexed. So he goes back to the thermostat, and turns the temperature down to MINUS 150 DEGREES. Immediately, all the humidity in the air freezes up, and the whole place (meaning ****) becomes a frigid, barren, frozen, deathly cold wasteland.
When he goes back now to see how the man is doing, he is shocked to discover the man is jumping up and down, and cheering in obvious delight. The devil immediately asks the man what's going on.
To which the man replies.....
"THE INDIANS WON THE WORLD SERIES!!!"
"THE INDIANS WON THE WORLD SERIES!!!"

In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there's a sign stating - "Play like champions today!"
There's also one in the Michigan Wolverines locker room that says:
"Don't forget your HELMET!"
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~*Brittney*~

AHhahahahahahahaha... <3 it!
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~*Michele*~

I thought they were so funny, I almost died of laughing too hard after the Grady one, because it's totally not him but I could imagine just maybe just maybe, it happening.
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~*Brittney*~

Ooooh yeah, I saw those to some where else. I guess they get around. THOSE ARE HILARIOUS! The last one made me die. But its soooo cold....bitterly cold. Like I winced a little when I read that, haha. I think the Indians will win before Hell freezes over.
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One of my friends, who doesn't like sports, yeah I'm surprised we're friends too, but anyway, he didn't get it and I had to explain it and he still didn't get it so I just walked away....
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~*Brittney*~

Haha, those are great.
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--Alex--

HAHAHA. Yes, walking away in those situations is prolly best. hahaha. But I guess I could understand if you werent a sports fan.
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Yeah, sometimes I just get looks when I talk about sports. I just laugh and shut up when that happens. I had a great moment at my old job when the Browns and Steelers played their second game last season. I'd have to say it was priceless.
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estefaniaG wrote:

HAHAHA. Yes, walking away in those situations is prolly best. hahaha. But I guess I could understand if you werent a sports fan.

Well he's one of those, I only watch when the teams are doing good types of people...so he knows they haven't won in a long long long long time...but still...I guess it was better than smacking him or something.
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~*Brittney*~

alexandrad06 wrote:

Oh I love talking about sports, I can do it in my sleep! My mom hates it because she's not into sports as she used to be and my brothers and I talk constantly about sports, it could be other teams other than our own and we're still talking and my mom's like STOP IT!
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~*Brittney*~

I dont know how to bring up sports around even my sport loving, well likeing friends. I had a deeper convo with my friends mom one day about the Division Series, then I did with my friend. She was looking at us like uhh, we gotta go. Plus, it always, if im talking to a girl, turns into Grady talk so I dont bother. I do better talking to myself. Which is pretty common if you know me,haha.
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Well I'm the only Grady fan in my group of friends so it's never Grady talk, they always turn it into Travis talk Sad

, he's cool and all, but if I'm going to talk about just one player I'd rather talk about Grady. But I know how you feel, I love talking about sports but sometimes it's hard to talk to some people about it.
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~*Brittney*~

For some reason or another, I just never could love Haf. He's alright, I just never cared much for him. I dunno why.
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He's a good looking man, very strong, but I don't like him that way, but all of my friends do and I just don't get it, but they say the same for me and Grady and my response is are you freaking kidding me!?! But whatever...
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~*Brittney*~

To me, Travis looks like a teddy bear. He's not really hot like Grady is. But I still like him.
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