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OldBucsFan
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| Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:04 pm Post subject: Philadelphia Eagles Jokes |
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How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl?
No one knows and we may never find out.
What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring?
A thief.
Why was Andy Reid upset when the Philadelphia Eagles play book was stolen?
Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
And finally,
Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon: a Patriots fan, a Falcons fan, an Eagles fan, and a Bucs fan. They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most "die-hard" fan.
Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Patriots fan proclaimed to the other three... "This is for the New England Patriots!" and promptly threw himself off the mountain as a form of sacrifice.
Not to be outdone by a Patriots fan, the Falcons fan jumped up and said... "This is for the Atlanta Falcons!" and then threw himself off the mountain, again as a form of sacrifice.
Refusing to be outdone by the Patriots and Falcons fans, the Bucs fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs, "This is for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers!" and without hesitation, pushed the Philadelphia Eagles fan off the mountain.
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PWTRPWR
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| Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:05 pm Post subject: |
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Look out belowwwwwwwwww
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BF57
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The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "The Eagle's are Super Bowl contenders."
Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey's survived!"
Why do Eagle's players keep their Wonderlic results on their dash boards?
So they can park in the handicap spaces.
What do you get when you put the girlfriends of a dozen Eagle's fans in one room?
A full set of teeth!
Why did the Eagle's players miss their flight for the big game?
They were stuck on a broken escalator!
If you see a Eagle's fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him?
It could be your bike
What do you get if you see a Eagle's fan buried up to his neck in sand?
More sand!
You're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a fan of the Eagle's. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
Shoot the Eagle's fan… twice.
What do you call a Eagle's fan with half a brain?
Gifted!
Why are the Eagle's like a possum?
Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
What did the average Eagle's player get on his Wonderlic test?
Drool!
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What do you call 53 men on a couch on Super Bowl Sunday?
The Philadelphia Eagles! |
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OldBucsFan
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Ouch! Nice shot! 
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WOW...wish Hooky was here!!!
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