A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The woman stopped yelling long enough to say,"Hell no they ain't ! The
oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think
they are twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter." I just
couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart." |
