(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument they are
right
and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually
end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you
about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just
say
you're welcome.
( Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
times,
but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking
"What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.
* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can
avoid if they remember the terminology _________________ " We will die on our feet before we live on our knees"
Francis Scott Key
You;re in an argument and the lady of the house and she dredges up ancient history. "You know what you did" she says. And right away you're going through that mental Rolodex, asking yourself, "what could I possibly have done in the past that brought on this argument?"
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Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
